Rule number one: When committing a crime don’t leave your ID behind at the scene of the crime.
And as we say, Florida is the gift that keeps on giving. Boynton Beach Police Department arrested Yvelande Jean-Pierre, 29, on Wednesday for burglary after they found her wallet in the break-room of their substation.
That’s right. Jean-Pierre decided to break into their substation over the weekend, eat an agent’s chicken dinner – including a side of asparagus – and then go about her merry way. The problem? She left her wallet behind.
Needless to say the police didn’t have to break out a DNA kit or lift any fingerprints to find this genius. According to police video the chicken thief hung out for about 45 minutes before leaving.
You can also be sure that social media had a blast with this one. Let’s take a look.
1st mistake – breaking into our substation. 2nd – eating Agent Berben's chicken & asparagus. 3rd – leaving her ID behind. Today, we charged Yvelande Jean-Pierre w/burglary to an unoccupied structure, theft & criminal mischief. Read the arrest report: https://t.co/ZqLrYMKgKc pic.twitter.com/bg5Y7LGS2c
— bbpd (@BBPD) January 9, 2019
You don’t mess with a man’s chicken and asparagus….. ever pic.twitter.com/J0AT9SIHVc
— Rich55 (@Rich55fla) January 9, 2019
The face when you ate Agent Berbens chicken and asaparagus pic.twitter.com/siaxP3NMaC
— 👌 (@markfc666) January 9, 2019
How remarkably stupid can a criminal possibly be?
— What Just Opened (@WhatJustOpened) January 10, 2019
This is too stupid to be true.
Love that she left her ID.
— melissa broccoli (@mommabroccoli6) January 9, 2019
One has to wonder what’s worse – being dumb enough to break into a POLICE STATION or…leaving your ID behind after doing so.here and on Twitter here.